In every wood in every spring there is a different green. (C)
Вот еще парочка антиграмматических лимериков из старой такой книжки - Topsy-Turvy World (М., Прогресс, 1978).
There was a young girl in the choir
Whose voice rose hoir and hoir,
Till it reached such a height
It was clear out of seight,
And they found it next day in the spoir.
There once was a choleric colonel
Whose oaths were obscene and infolonel,
And the Chaplain, aghast,
Gave up protest at last,
But wrote them all down in his jolonel.
There was a young girl in the choir
Whose voice rose hoir and hoir,
Till it reached such a height
It was clear out of seight,
And they found it next day in the spoir.
There once was a choleric colonel
Whose oaths were obscene and infolonel,
And the Chaplain, aghast,
Gave up protest at last,
But wrote them all down in his jolonel.